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From Joe Paraschac

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They are very efficient but not very funny.

From Jay Julian

Just because it is a rock, don't take it for granite; you might not know schist about a stone.

From Nate Rollins

A mathematician, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip. The mathematician is carrying a high powered rifle with a scope and a tripod. It's a sniper's rifle and they're going through the brush. The engineer has the binoculars and he sees an elk, and it's probably three quarters of a mile away, but the rifle that they're using to hunt is very capable of that range.

So they agree to set up the rifle on the ridge where they have a view of this elk. Then they set up the scope and take a look. The mathematician says, "I got this. I got this. Let me take the first shot
since I had to carry the rifle." Everyone agrees, so he takes out a pad and paper. He does a range finding, calculates the triangulation, sets the rifle up and takes a shot.

The engineer is looking through the binoculars and he says, "you hit the ground about 50 yards beyond the elk." The engineer says, "gimme a try. Let me try this." So, he gets out his pad of paper. He does his calculations, sets up the shot, and he pulls a trigger.

The mathematician is looking through the binoculars and he says, "ah, you were 50 yards too short."

The statistician says, "it seems like we hit him."